|
|
"Tree Eats Beaver"
The headlines would read as follows. Can you imagine being pa beaver and having to go out and get your own lumber to build a house because Home Depot won't let you in. Boy, it sure must be hard to be a beaver now days. This little fella was hard at work and wasn't paying attention to the safety regulations set forth by Forest Safety Chairman, The Smokey Bear. What a shame. Reports show that nine beavers a day are killed or seriously wounded by trees they cut down to make their houses with. The CEO of Home Depot, Inc. has refused to comment on this story. Back to you Jim.
|
